This is where I keep my censored thoughts, ideas and just boring old facts about what I have done.Why? I don’t really know. I used to keep a diary, and found it useful for keeping track of what I have done. Having a searchable diary is a great asset. If anyone is having trouble getting to sleep I would advise keeping a diary because I think it helps put the things of the day behind you. It also makes you realise how profitable or not your day has been, and whilst you cannot change the past you can tomorrow.

This, however, as with my diary all those years ago is not my heart poured out. I am a bloke – I don’t generally make my feelings known. This has its advantages and disadvantages, such as it means that in the height of any moment, you are not screaming your head off saying stuff you don’t really mean. It also means that you can easily get sad, lonely and depressed because you do not make yourself understood.

If you are reading this you probably shouldn’t be, and as a warning you may get offended by its contents.

The views portrayed here do not necessarily represent the views and opinions of Andy Deakin, as they change on a regular basis.